Primary – Third Grade Joke Friday
Side Splitting Language Lessons in Grade 3
One of the special things about being in Grade 3 at BIS is being part of Joke Fridays. Since the beginning of the year, our Friday mornings have started with giggles and sniggers. Joke Friday is a special part of our Language program, as it supports the development of confidence, rehearsing & presenting, not to mention exploring some of the more complex features of English grammar such as idioms, puns and homophones. Every week we publish the best jokes in our Grade 3 Blog. Here is a selection of our favourites so far…
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Where do surfers go to school? Boarding school!
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A man went into the library and said, “can I have some fish and chips?” The librarian replied, “this is a library!” The man whispered back, “can I have some fish and chips?”
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Doctor, Doctor, can you help me out? It’s the same way you came in!
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Why do spiders like the internet? Because of all the websites.
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What is a witch’s favourite subject at school? Spelling.
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How do you know that carrots are good for the eyes? You never see a rabbit wearing glasses, do you?
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Who invented King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine).
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What type of dog has no tail? A hotdog.
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What starts with an e, ends with an e and has one letter in it? An envelope.
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How does a moose start a letter to his cousin? Dear Deer…
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Why do fish avoid computers? Because they are afraid of being caught in the net.
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What do you call a dinosaur with poor vision? Doyouthinkhesawus?
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What is brown and sticky? A stick.
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Why did the kid study on the plane? He wanted a higher education!
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Where do library books like to sleep? Under the covers.
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What is tall when it’s young and short when it’s old? A candle!
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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
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Why are math books so sad? Because they have so many problems.
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How do oceans say hello to other oceans? They wave.